This is the stupidest thing a human being could say to another human being.
Why?
Because it is always said when the person it's being said to is quite not kidding.
"I'd like to check status on my blinds. I was told they'd be delivered to me today" No, they're still in production
"You're KIDDING ME!"
Sigh...seriously? That's something you think I would say as a joke right? My job is customer service, and you think I'd tell you something like that to be funny? What a bizarre sense of humor you have.
And why do people not understand simple concepts like, estimated ship date. Doesn't estimated mean "It might go on that day, or it might not".
"But she promised me..." She who?
"The girl I placed the order with!" What did she say exactly?
"That the due date was today!" Did she promise you she would rush it for completion yesterday to ship today?
"Well, no, but she said it would go out no problem". Next time, listen closely when she says ESTIMATED. No, I'm NOT kidding you.
Life's lessons learned today:
1) I.T. guys are arrogant asshats
2) Life is not a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of barbed wire and battery acid.
3) Chihuahuas are the greatest thing mankind ever created. Nothing else in your life will ever love you as thoroughly, or moistly.
4) Music really does sooth the savage bitch. That and chocolate.
5) Friends are defined as the people who keep you from randomly killing everyone who pisses you off.